seriously?

seriously?

Nothing gets your attention like standing in the bright lights of a Target dressing room. I think it's been a year since I've seen myself from behind. And it wasn't my ass that made me think 'seriously?!'.. it was my arms. Yall, they are like little floppy sausages. They don't even look like they match my body anymore. No delusion there.

So I thought to myself - self- you've really got to change this. NOW!

And 20 minutes later self was eating chips and french onion dip in the car in the parking lot.

I may need hypnosis, obviously I checked my self control at the door.